I couldn't believe, this thing came from my couch, and then the thing spoke, it said, "Hi, I'm a Slouch. From the world of the Magical Couch I have climbed, I've come for a visit, I hope you don't mind." I still couldn't talk, I was glued to my seat, then the Slouch spoke again, "Say, what's there to eat? We Slouches, are one of a kind, that's our breed, we hide in all couches, we take what we need. We eat anything, and love lazy kids, we joke all the time, and steal old trash can lids." I asked, "What do you want?", he gave me strange looks, then noticed the stack of my homework school books.
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